Why are you so obsessed and shit?

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Why in the fuck have we become a nation obsessed with the next diet fad?
Shouldn’t we be more concerned with the health of our kids rather than their weight?

Not all kids are created equal just as adults… my ass doesn’t look like yours. ..I have a pancake ass… yours is probably like a table or some shit.

We are programmed at a young age to “watch what you eat”, which wasn’t a bad Idea till the “low-fat” craze hit mainstream. Now you see bitches all on tv promoting low fat yogurt and fat free bullshit.

No, John Stamos, I don’t want your fucking yogurt, and Jaime, drink kombucha if your poop shoot isn’t working properly.

Long ago are the days of just shutting the fuck up and eating bacon, now it’s gotta be turkey bacon (wtf?) or Soy bacon (seriously WTF?).

“Beef is so fattening…I’ll take soy”

↑ seriously I’ve heard that too many times to count.

I just had to vent…

Keep it thuggish ruggish and toned

Pamela Martha Focker

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2 thoughts on “Why are you so obsessed and shit?

  1. Turkey bacon is sodium filled shit and don’t even get me started on that gmo soy shit. And seriously, vegetarians, stop with the fake meats. You made your meatless bed; lay in it.

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