“You’re fat”

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How can you be Paleo? You’re kind of big…

Of course I knew that I would eventually get this question asked. It was expected, especially when starting my own personal chef business. Truth is, I didn’t cut out the bullshit to become skinny. I did it to feel better, and that was my only goal.

Granted, there are a shit ton of Paleo authors,and bloggers who are thin,but some people can’t fathom the fact that they were thin to begin with. Whatever the case might be,every single person is different. I’m the type of person who condones being different. You won’t find my ass following a crowd!

Now I bring up this subject today for a reason, I’m dealing with my daughter being bullied because she’s on the thick side. Mind you, she’s dropped 3 pant sizes in the last few months, but to some asshole kid…that information is irrelevant.

I don’t understand why, as human beings we have to put ourselves in a category of “skinny” or “fat”. In fact, I hate that word “fat”, unless I’m eating it, it doesn’t belong in our mouths.

“You’re fat”

What the fuck does that mean?
People have fat, it doesn’t define them as to what they are. This kid who’s picking on my daughter is hairy as a yeti… Do we call him hair?

I’m saying this because it’s time we stop saying this about ourselves, and about each other. It’s fucking stupid. We are all beautiful in one way or another.

Now to go inside my daughter’s school to scare the shit out of this boy.

She won’t say “fuck you,asshole” like I told her to. The school knows me, the administration fears me.
I don’t fuck around.

So remember ladies and gents,
Nobody is defined by their pant size.
They should be defined by their accomplishments and shit.

Get it together America. Because this is bullshit!

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PaleoFX 2014

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I plan on getting totally kombucha wasted with my people.

PaleoFX, if you’re Paleo…then you’re there. I met so many new faces (because names I will never remember) and realized a couple of things:

1. I’m THE baby of Paleo blogging and I hate that shit.
2. Most Paleo bloggers envy the fact that I can say fuck more than once in a fucking sentence. <~ just like that.

So I decided that I would change those two things around.
I'm putting up recipes(even though I hate that shit),posting up material at least 2-3 times a week and starting a series…that may or may not be a long series depending on the feedback on it. It will be called "Tell me how you really feel" and I'll invite some awesome Paleo bloggers to tell me how they really feel about,well being a blogger,while totally being able to say shit,fuck,and douchebag.

I finally wanted to start a podcast… Because my voice needs to be heard. The airwaves should have me on it saying "fuck you gluten,you give me gas and I nearly shit myself" like every single day.
Am I right?

I want y'all's opinion. I have my own business and have a family, but will make an effort to make this happen.

Let me know bitches!

keep it thuggish,thuggish and toned

Pamela Martha Focker

Oh shit

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So I know we’ve been missed, sorry… with being consumed in building my own business and having people try to tell me how to run it… Kicking people’s asses does take up some time.

Ok so I wanted to make this post regarding another reason why I have been MIA:

I have some haters, gasp… yes haters. Apparently I sound like Thug Kitchen, never mind the fact that I’ve been cursing like a sailor since before it was considered badass…

Do I care? Fuck no. Do I want the bull shit to stop? Fuck yes.

I am not like thug kitchen, I am me. I curse at least once a day and no more than 10 minutes after waking up… seriously it’s a bitch finding your bra on in the dark.

I wish Thug Kitchen the best but bitch… eat some bacon, that’s why you are so angry.

Life isn’t complete unless you eat some bacon… can’t do that soy shit… crazy me, but I don’t like GMO bullshit ass food.

NEXT!

I noticed an influx of new views on here, it’s obviously for free tips and recipes for Paleo or whole30. I have posted a couple of recipes on here and plan on doing some more soon. Note the word “some”

I will give you one solid tip for going Paleo and/or Whole30:

Stay away from Wal-mart because it’s obvious they want to give you the shits.

Now let’s fuck up 2014

Keep it thuggish, ruggish and toned

Pamela Martha Focker

Why are you so obsessed and shit?

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Lose weight, feel great… see your toes and shit

Why in the fuck have we become a nation obsessed with the next diet fad?
Shouldn’t we be more concerned with the health of our kids rather than their weight?

Not all kids are created equal just as adults… my ass doesn’t look like yours. ..I have a pancake ass… yours is probably like a table or some shit.

We are programmed at a young age to “watch what you eat”, which wasn’t a bad Idea till the “low-fat” craze hit mainstream. Now you see bitches all on tv promoting low fat yogurt and fat free bullshit.

No, John Stamos, I don’t want your fucking yogurt, and Jaime, drink kombucha if your poop shoot isn’t working properly.

Long ago are the days of just shutting the fuck up and eating bacon, now it’s gotta be turkey bacon (wtf?) or Soy bacon (seriously WTF?).

“Beef is so fattening…I’ll take soy”

↑ seriously I’ve heard that too many times to count.

I just had to vent…

Keep it thuggish ruggish and toned

Pamela Martha Focker