Whole30 day 2: fuck me running


I’m going to make Whole30 my bitch best friend.

Being Paleo, you’d figure this would be simple, and it is, as far as eating goes. I’ve made my change months ago and wanting a double stuffed Oreo isn’t an issue. My issue seems to be fatigue, and the feeling of just overall shittiness.

The only thing I have changed in my diet is sugar, and Paleo approved sugar at that! Sugars such as: organic maple syrup, raw coconut nectar sugar, and honey. Now what gets me is, if all this shit is “paleo-approved” why do I feel like a straight up crack-head? Sweating and yawning like Felicia.


It really makes me think about my choices for my Paleo treats in the future. Even though I can’t live without my chocolate thunder cake, limiting it to once in a while is okay.

Whole30 has shown me what I’m doing wrong in my life.

Moral of the story:
Everything in moderation is the way of a healthy life.
Unless you want to be like Felicia, and in that case, you CAN’T borrow my car.

Keep it thuggish, ruggish, and fuck this shit because I need a nap,

Felicia Pamela Martha Focker