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HISD, you are full of shit.

Posted on May 23, 2014 by pamelamarthafocker

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Mommy, my teacher says you owe her $34 or I can’t go on the field trip. What the fuck? I know a shit ton of my readers have seen the dreaded white box full of chocolate for school fundraisers. Odd … Continue reading →

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